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"You can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you'll see something, maybe." ~ Ed Abbey

Fill Your Car With Bumper Stickers

March 20, 2007

bumper stickers on car

Not.

Oh please. I’m sure you can put in one or two of them but not exactly fill up the whole exterior of your car with tons of bumper stickers holding different statements and various sentiments.

I’m writing about bumper stickers because I found it quite amazing just how people can tell other people what they really feel through these sticky things. And so I collected some of the best stickers I’ve read (so far) when I go driving.

  • Well-behaved women rarely make history.
  • What would Scooby do?
  • Shut up hippy.
  • Evil inside.
  • Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you.
  • Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy.
  • Somewhere in Texas, there’s a village missing an idiot.
  • What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?
  • If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a vet.
  • Except for ending slavery, fascism, Nazism, and communism, war has never solved anything.
  • Welcome to America. Now speak English.
  • After we rebuild Iraq, can we now rebuild our schools?
  • I haven’t had my coffee yet. Don’t make me kill you.
  • Love your mother.
  • PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals
  • God bless the whole world. No exceptions.
  • Warning. Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
  • Yuck Bush!
  • I hate the fact that you people don’t salute me.
  • Evolution is just a theory - kind of like gravity!
  • I’ll have a café mocha vodka marijuana latte to go, please.
  • Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy.
  • Hang up and drive.
  • My Labrador retriever is smarter than your honor student.
  • Politically incorrect. And proud of it.
  • Support your local independent everything!
  • Excuse me but I have minds to twist and values to warp.
  • Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.
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