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"You can't see anything from a car; you've got to get out of the goddamn contraption and walk, better yet crawl, on hands and knees, over the sandstone and through the thornbrush and cactus. When traces of blood begin to mark your trail, you'll see something, maybe." ~ Ed Abbey

What NOT to say to the policeman

January 3, 2007

First off, I would like to greet all drivers and non-drivers alike who drop by this blog a happy, happy new year!

As a New Year starter, let's leave the driving tips for a while and enjoy these tounge-in-cheek reminders of what not to say when you get pulled up by the police.

Enjoy!

  • I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

  • Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

  • Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

  • I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

  • Bad cop! No doughnut!

  • You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

  • Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

  • Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

  • So, uh, you on the take or what?

  • Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

  • Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

  • What do you mean, "Have I been drinking? You're the trained specialist!"

 

 

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